You know you've gained a lot of weight when:
The 'relaxed fit' T you bought from Aeropatel suddenly seems like a 'baby fit' tee.
Your arms develop bat wings.
An aquaintance stops you and asks with an awwww expression..'are you pregnant'?
I hereby pledge to starve myself from now until the time I have delivered the 20 lbs of fat that gave her that impression.